Dental Jokes
Dental Jokes for your enjoyment...
**************************************************** A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, "Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished?"
The dentist replies "Sure you will!"
The patient replies "Great, I couldn't play a note before!"
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Patient: How much does it cost to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $200
Patient: $200 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.
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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.
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Man: "Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars."
Woman: "Because they gleam and sparkle?"
Man: "No, because they come out at night!"
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Dentist says to the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 6 o'clock tennis game.
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What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.
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What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear.
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What was the dentist doing in Panama?
Looking for the Root Canal.
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Where does the dentist get his gas?
At the filling station.
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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
He was already taking out a tooth.
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